Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Drunk is not a location!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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