You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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