Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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