He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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