Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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