I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Semen is not good for contacts.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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