Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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