she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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