We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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