i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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