No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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