White coat. Heels.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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