So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The best revenge is premature balding
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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