I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?