Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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