his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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