Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You smell like stripper and shame
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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