There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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