shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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