Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We’re leaving where are you
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