That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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