I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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