I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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