A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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