Kiss
Puke
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do plants get herpes?
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