i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
