At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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