are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
