That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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