He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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