office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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