Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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