Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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