did you get engaged???
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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