Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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