Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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