spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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