No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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