I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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