Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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