Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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