between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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