last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think pants incapable of making pants work
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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