Betty ford says i'm here all night
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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