six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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