You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
