Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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