hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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