I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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