that's an acceptable place to lick
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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